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Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.

Top 10 Reasons Sport bikers Don't Wave:
10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to.
9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond.
8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear.
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the socket.
6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
4. Their skin tight-Kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal.
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
2. It's too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.

Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don't Wave Back
10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form."
8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgment.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod, XM, or talking on the cell phone.
5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!.
4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.
2. You haven't been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.
 

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LOL!

Would love to hear some for Kawi riders!

Maybe something like:

1. We are too cheap.
2. We are too avaricious.
3. We use the wrong kind of oil...:D

Scott
 

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Lmao!!!!!!
 

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I was in Australia last year, and had the pleasure of riding on the back of a GoldWing.
One of the many things I observed was that NO ONE waves...I thought "Rude Buggers"..
Oh wait, they drive on the other side of the road...they might try to wave with throttle hand...Hmmm
 

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LOL!

Would love to hear some for Kawi riders!

Maybe something like:

1. We are too cheap.
2. We are too avaricious.
3. We use the wrong kind of oil...:D

Scott
4. We were busy adding SeaFoam
5. We were preoccupied worrying if the Fram filter was working.
6. We went dark side, and are afraid to release death grip from bars.
7. We were trying to hit the rev limiter since we installed overdrive pulleys to lower our RPMs.
 

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In Australia we do 'the bikers nod' none of this waving business. The above Harley/sports bike rules still apply.


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4. We were busy adding SeaFoam
5. We were preoccupied worrying if the Fram filter was working.
6. We went dark side, and are afraid to release death grip from bars.
7. We were trying to hit the rev limiter since we installed overdrive pulleys to lower our RPMs.
Too funny!!

8. Didn't see the wave cause we had our head tilted trying to figure out where the new noise was coming from. :D
 

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These are great! Just need two more. Actually though, it's very seldom a Harley rider doesn't wave- at least around here.:)
 

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Too funny!!

8. Didn't see the wave cause we had our head tilted trying to figure out where the new noise was coming from. :D
9. Was too busy looking for the next Walmart in pursuit of the now-elusive SuperTech oil filter.
10. Never waves back at anyone who isn't AGATT!
 

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Most all wave here especially Harley riders ,sport bikes and Gold wingers not so much , but once in a while even they do.
 

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I was in Australia last year, and had the pleasure of riding on the back of a GoldWing.
One of the many things I observed was that NO ONE waves...I thought "Rude Buggers"..
Oh wait, they drive on the other side of the road...they might try to wave with throttle hand...Hmmm
You must have been riding
in one of the southern states they're usually too cold too move their heads and arms too much. :) But with the cruise on we here in Oz can and do wave with the throttle hand and the poor burgers who have never heard of cruise on a bike just look at you like stunned mullets wondering how you maintain speed :)
 

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Over the 700 miles we rode this weekend we saw at least a couple hundred other riders. I wave at every bike I see, even tricycles. ;) I'd say 70% of them waved back and I can't really catagorize the non-waving riders by bike but I will say it seems like that's down from almost every rider waving back as recently as 4 or 5 years ago.
 

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The only ones that do not wave back out here are the KLR riders. Must be afraid to let go of the handle bars. I have ridden them and I see why...
 

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11. Preoccupied whether or not we are hearing a tick or a tock.
12. Checking mileage to see if we should change the diesel oil yet....
 

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The only ones that do not wave back out here are the KLR riders. Must be afraid to let go of the handle bars. I have ridden them and I see why...
That is no JOKE !!!!
 
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