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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane

and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights

go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied

to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is

no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask

you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -

grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat

patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,

thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to

discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life

after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
 
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