a nun is driving down the road when she gets a flat tire. she pulls over and learns quickly that she has no clue how to change a tire. a guy pulls up on a vulcan 900 custom--he he-- and offers to help. he tries to jack up the car but it falls off the jack. "SON OF A BITCH" The nun says "i appreciate the help, but not the language, try to keep it nice please" he apoligizes and tries again with the same result "SON OF A BITCH!!" she replies "sir, when you need to swear, ask god for help" he tries again and the car falls again. he remembers what the nun said and yells "DEAR GOD PLEASE HELP ME!!!!" all of a sudden a bright light decends upon the car and the side of the car lifts up all on it's own. the nun looks at the car and says "son of a bitch!!!