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Grandfathers don't know everything!
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Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked , 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?' His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse.’
‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse.
It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s mum wants to talk to you.'
 

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I finally realized the one good reason to have children - GRANDCHILDREN!

As long as you don't break them, you can do all the fun things you couldn't do with your own kids. You can feed them anything, dress them anyway you like or not at all! You don't have to worry about college. You can give them puppies and kittens. Take naps and not baths. Then give them back with big plans for the next adventure.
 
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