Kawasaki Vulcan Forum banner

1 - 11 of 11 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
3 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
Hi All,

Check out this

BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
264 Posts
To add a couple more.
FORD: First On Race Day/Found On Road Dead
Dodge: Dead or Dying Garage Experience
Fiat: Fix it Again Tony
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
129 Posts
What about Chevy?

I drive an Chevrolet Impala, so give me some meanings for that one, preferable good LOL!:D
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
87 Posts
GMC Garage Man's Companion
Pontiac Poor Old Nincompoop Thinks It's A Cadillac
Buick Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Chevrolet Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Oldsmobile
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday


Then there are trucking companys

SWIFT Swing Wide Its a F***ing Trailer
Sure Wish I had a Faster Truck
Stop Whining I'm F***ing Trying
ROEHL Rolling Over Ever Hill Last
ENGLAND Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
5 Posts
Hey its great to have such an awesome names for each car.I really liked the names you have selected.I really enjoyed it.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
14 Posts
When you turn FORD around Driver Returns On Foot.
Gotta give Ford props tho... At least they circled the problem.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
19 Posts
Missed a couple on swift: Sure Wish I Finished Training

swift backwards is: Two Fufu's (or replace with another F word with similar meaning) In a White Semi
 
1 - 11 of 11 Posts
Top