Your girlfriend just NEEDED you to win that bear at the fair, but what she forgot was you took the bike.
Ture story. When my wife and I (when we were dating) went to our local county fair and took my Mean Streak. She played some game and won a 5' tall stuffed Animal (you know from the muppets). Couldn't you image what that would look like, those long lanky arms, legs, and plastic chains flapping in the wind while riding in a sitting position on the back of my Meanie. Should have taken pictures.