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From the Canadian Association Of Retired People - CARP



Questions and Answers from CARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested
in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his
wife is going through
menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with
tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a
place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that
menopause is mentioned in
the bible.. Is that true?
Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass
all the way to Egypt ..."

Q: How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they parked your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?



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I'm only 40 (in a month) but I laughed just the same!
 

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and to think I'll be sixty next August. I have a lot to look forward to....ha ha ha
that reminds me to renew my AARP membership thanks
here's one to ponder:

Do people with short term memory loss have long term memory loss?

Tom
 

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and to think I'll be sixty next August. I have a lot to look forward to....ha ha ha
that reminds me to renew my AARP membership thanks
here's one to ponder:

Do people with short term memory loss have long term memory loss?

Tom
Only when it's a long string of short events over a long period of time.

Eventually the the post hoochie-coochie discussions go like this:

him: Was it good for you?...:D
her: I don't remember...:confused:
him: Remember what?...:(
her: Who are you?...:eek:
 
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