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"I have outlived my pecker."
A Poem - by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the friggin thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!

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In times of great difficulty, I've heard that it can help to insert thumb into an unnamed orifice and scream "SNAKE!" to get the poor thing to jump out the best it can. No personal experience, mind you ... :rolleyes:
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