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A traveling salesman visits a small town in the West, and sees a circus banner reading "Don't Miss The Amazing Cowboy."
Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly trumpets blare, and all eyes turn to the center ring.
There in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it is an old retired cowboy. He unzips his pants, whips out his member, and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the old cowboy is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later, the salesman visits the same little town, and sees the same circus banner, now faded. He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his act. So he buys a ticket.
Again, the center ring lights up. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The cowboy stands before them, suddenly unzips his pants, and smashes the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member! The crowd goes wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible", he tells him, "but I have to know something. Why did you switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well", he drawls, "my eyes ain't what they used to be."
 

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To make matters worse, my first glance at the topic incorrectly read "A Little Hummer" and my mind wandered elsewhere ... DAMN I need to get these contacts adjusted!
 

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To make matters worse, my first glance at the topic incorrectly read "A Little Hummer" and my mind wandered elsewhere ...
LOL! I thought it said "A Little Hammer" and the story made sense until I read where hammer was switched to member.
 

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OK...pretty funny!! I'm reading this joke this morning, drinking my Coffee, :coffee: thinking....this jokes about nuts ....Brian's Satire is about balls...and then I see his location. :eek:
 
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