I would like to introduce everyone to Ms. Jade. When I found MJ, she was lonely. This was understandable, seeing as how there were only four like her in all of Michigan. But uniqueness is not always a trait that attracts at first, especially in this land of lemmings constantly pining for ladies with the initials "H" and "D" (ladies with more of an ill repute, I might add).
Being the soft-hearted individual that I am, asked my wonderful wife if there was room in our life for a young lady who needed a home. I was not sure what the response would be; my earlier requests to reach out to Sandra Bullock after her divorce were soundly rebuffed.
But, a picture's worth a thousand words, and once she saw Ms. Jade looking all forlorn on the dealership floor, she relented, and last week I brought MJ to her new home.
Ah, but I have found, as is often the case with fascinating women, that underneath the beauty lurks a feisty, and sometimes infuriating, temperament. She is strong in the curves department, and comes into her own when she lets her guard down and goes all out. Yet she can also be hot-tempered, something most of her siblings struggle with as well. And occasionally she's not as smooth as you might expect someone of her lineage to be, lurching to and fro. Not much, mind you, but just enough to make you think she's trying to be funny, when the situation calls for grace and refinement.
But, I'm not worried. I've already seen what kind of woman she really is, deep down inside. She lets it out when no one is looking, usually on a country road S-curve, or accelerating on the entrance ramp. And I'm convinced that with enough money, and the right connections, we will be able to smooth out Ms. Jade's rough spots, and allow her to grow into the mature, powerful, yet gorgeous young lady I know she can be.