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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-12-2013, 10:04 AM Thread Starter
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Crabs & The Blonde

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans
please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ..... So she took them home and ate them.

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are...

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think they are...

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Good one Ray. I have been married to one of the not so dumb ones for over 32 years. Although the fact she married me does give one pause to wonder about her common sense.
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OH, thats good!

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