x-mas parade, they would throw candy out and this one little boy standing by me didn't get any cause this older boy(9 or 10) kept running over by me and grabbing all the candy, so i got fed up, and the next time they threw candy, i grabbed this fat little turd by the jacket and handed him back to his mother, grabbed a handful of candy and gave it to the little boy standing by me. apperantly i worked with his mother, cause she ran into me at work and said "oh--you're the candyman from the parade!!" some people heard it and called me candyman, and it stuck, also my cb handle.
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