I used to think I was stupid,but lately experiencing how the majority of people drive,both cars and bikes,I've now decided that I actually must be a genius in comparison
When I'm slowing down to turn into my driveway after todays ride,I have to wait for an oncoming car to go by first,according to my understanding of the laws of physics
.So,instead of the car behind me waiting the entire second extra,this dipshyte almost sideswipes me and is halfway in the ditch to pass me on the right...Ooooookaaaay
On my ride last week,I'd been cruising steady down a typical 2 lane road for a while,noticed a dude on a harley waiting for his girl to hop on at a gas station as I pass by them.Maybe 15 minutes or so later,as I'm half zoned out and not paying attention to the mirrors anymore,just keeping a close eye on the speedometer since the cops were extra thick all day,suddenly said harley is going by me on the right.
Remember,this is a 2 lane road,so my right means this braindead fukkstick is inches beside me,so if either of us had veered ever so slightly,all 3 of us would've been getting scraped off the road with a spatula.It was pure luck that we survived,because normally I intentionally use every bit of the lane.I just happened to be cruising steady towards the left side of the lane while capt shyte-for-brains is executing this superbly intelligent maneuver
This was only 2 of MAAAAANY examples I have the privilege of enjoying each and every day,evidently thanks to the wonders of cheap and easily available lobotomies
Sorry,I usually don't do the "rant" thread thing,but at least I tried to make this entertaining instead of a complete downer