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Understand Direction

Understanding Directions

Sometimes Seniors don't Understand Directions.
This is why you (a Senior?) should listen to your Doctors instructions.
I went to my nearby Lawtons Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' high counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.
The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?
Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along.
He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, now, does that taste sweet to you?
The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!
I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!
I can never go back to that Lawtons, but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly there anymore!
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