For sale: one early 80ís Craftsman riding lawn mower with an 11 horse power engine an
For sale: one early 80ís Craftsman riding lawn mower with an 11 horse power engine and 30″ mowing deck. Bottom line, this beast is a sick ride! In fact, Iíd even say itís the El Camino of yard whips. Just take a look at those sweet ass rims. So dope they look rented. #arethosedubs?
Wait, is that a chicken in the background? Damn straight! Because the Craftsman riding lawn mower was considered the barnyard pimp of its day. Get yer yerrd on, fool!
Is it fast? Ever heard of old school 3 on the tree? Well, this whipís got 8 on the hip. Thatís right, 8 screaminí gears of merciless speed! Need to mow that $h!t Richard petty style? No problem. Snappiní necks and mowiní decks, homieÖ
Just look at this beast. It even has the original factory pin striping. This NASCAR style speed demon will look quick just sitting in your driveway. Neighbors be like ďSMH with envy.Ē Donít dare put this baby in the shed. She deserves the garage. #nooneputsbabyinthecorner
Does it run, you ask? HELLS YEAH! Like a pack of Kenyans on crystal meth! This bad boy just got a carburetor rebuild, new seals all the way around and a brand new battery installed. Turns over quicker than your prom date. And you donít even need to buy it wine coolers.
Donít get me started on the mowing deck! 30 full inches of precision sliciní and diciní. Cuts better than Edward Scissor Hands and Lorena Bobbit in a knife fight. And this blade runner has 8 cutting heights! Go full Brazilian with a 1 inch cut, or bring your field of dreams up to 8 inches, 1970ís style; your choice. All Iím sayiní is this mo-fo fades a lawn better than a set of hair clippers at Fantastic Sams. Whaaaa?
But can I mow with it at night, you ask? Who hasnít awoken at Oídark:30 to mow their lawn black ops style? No problem with this night rider. It has a fully functioning head light, Michael. #Getyerdarkon
Pretty sure this man-ride is the luxury model. Itís equipped with a plush pleather spring ride seat for those Brokeback yards, 10 inch Kung Fu grip steering wheel and rubberized foot pads. Ainít no footloose goiní on up in here. Safety first, homies!
You: So how much is this Kentucky bluegrass love machine?
Me: Just $500.įį.
You: Wait, what?
Me: Thatís right, you heard me, only $500 greenbacks.
The world: How is that possible?
Me: my family and I have enjoyed using this cutting-deck of dope-ness since itís immaculate inception back in the 80ís. Can you say one owner? Yup!
Itís time this black pearl set sail and find another crew to roll with. Itís faded many lawns in its day and is looking for the greener grass on your side of the fence.
Donít wait to call or youíll be telliní stories about the one that got away for the rest of your life, or call me now and become the lawn jockey you always dreamed to be.
No texts, please. I need to hear your voice and know that this family pet is going to a 100% full blooded american. #Merica
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