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Old 11-28-2012, 07:55 AM   #1
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Default What's your favorite comeback line??

When the inevitable happens (American Made vs. rice burner) and the teasing starts back and forth...... what is your favorite come back line??
This should be fun.
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:59 AM   #2
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nice harley......small, but nice
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:02 AM   #3
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That's not oil, its Harley pee. It heard my _____ (insert Metric bike) going by.
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:37 AM   #4
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*Shrug* I'd rather spend my time riding rather than waiting at a shop.
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:38 AM   #5
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Or, "Man, that's a sweet ride. Where do I put the quarters?"
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:41 AM   #6
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Oh, so you like Harleys. Thanks for wearing a shirt, vest, shoes, pants, socks, glasses, hat, bandana and (probably) underwear with their name on it, otherwise I'd never know just by looking at your bike.

EDIT: Do you always match your shirt to what you're driving that day?

EDIT: What's big, fat, and full of money? My wallet because I didn't buy a Harley.
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:43 AM   #7
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Wait, Wait! I got one more! "...so, for the price of your Harley I actually purchased two bikes. I ride a different one every other day. A man needs variety, you know?" /Wink
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:53 AM   #8
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Buy a harley...buy the best....ride a mile... And walk the rest...::d
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:18 AM   #9
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I used to have a beautiful 07 Nomad and the neighbor lady whose husband had a RoadKing said, "it looks just like a Harley."

I replied, "What's a Harley?"
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:23 AM   #10
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http://lmgtfy.com?q=Harley+Reliability
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