What's your favorite comeback line??

[Pappyman]

When the inevitable happens (American Made vs. rice burner) and the teasing starts back and forth...... what is your favorite come back line??
This should be fun.

[101stFister]

nice harley......small, but nice

[SWVA_08V2k]

That's not oil, its Harley pee. It heard my _____ (insert Metric bike) going by.

[Lunatic]

*Shrug* I'd rather spend my time riding rather than waiting at a shop.

[Lunatic]

Or, "Man, that's a sweet ride. Where do I put the quarters?"

[Cheesefood]

Oh, so you like Harleys. Thanks for wearing a shirt, vest, shoes, pants, socks, glasses, hat, bandana and (probably) underwear with their name on it, otherwise I'd never know just by looking at your bike.

EDIT: Do you always match your shirt to what you're driving that day?

EDIT: What's big, fat, and full of money? My wallet because I didn't buy a Harley.

[Lunatic]

Wait, Wait! I got one more! "...so, for the price of your Harley I actually purchased two bikes. I ride a different one every other day. A man needs variety, you know?" /Wink

[Vulcan 41]

Buy a harley...buy the best....ride a mile... And walk the rest...::d

[Bokobob]

I used to have a beautiful 07 Nomad and the neighbor lady whose husband had a RoadKing said, "it looks just like a Harley."

I replied, "What's a Harley?"

[Cheesefood]

http://lmgtfy.com?q=Harley+Reliability