What's your favorite comeback line??

[C50T-VN800B]

So you have a piece of farm equipment. Does it run and sound like patat-patat-patat-patat?

[pcarrell]

Nice Harley! They must be really popular, 'cause I've seen six of them just like it that just rode past.

[Comanche]

This is a good supply of HD jokes that will last you all for a while.

http://mbworld.org/forums/off-topic/...ley-jokes.html

http://www.goingfaster.com/angst/jokes.htm

[Woody]

Way back when I had my '72 Kaw H2 (Triple 750cc 2-stroke) it was the fastest street bike around until the 900 came out. Many gave me a hard time about the ring-a-ding-ding sound. I just looked at them and said "So that is what it sounds like behind me..."

Woody

[smedlin]

Originally Posted by Woody

Many gave me a hard time about the ring-a-ding-ding sound. I just looked at them and said "So that is what it sounds like behind me..."

Woody

I like that...

[E.Z. VOYAGER]

When asked why I didn't buy a Harley I just reply "Because I owned one once."

[whoaru99]

I bought the Kawasaki because I was a little leery of buying a motorcycle at a clothing store.

[pcarrell]

That's good!

[RogerE]

95% of all Harleys sold are still out on the road. The other 5% made it home under their own power.

[KahWahSahKey]

Nice bike...does the trailer match it?

I paid cash for my Vulcan, so I'll sometimes ask how much their payment is.

Also, if you own your bike like I do, and you *know* they don't own theirs (because the bank does) you can ask them if they'd like to race for pink slips.. in a few years.

Sent from my Samsung Epic 4G, but not while riding!