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Old 11-28-2012, 11:40 AM   #11
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Nice Harley! They must be really popular, 'cause I've seen six of them just like it that just rode past.
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:49 PM   #12
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This is a good supply of HD jokes that will last you all for a while.

http://mbworld.org/forums/off-topic/...ley-jokes.html

http://www.goingfaster.com/angst/jokes.htm
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Old 11-28-2012, 06:12 PM   #13
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Way back when I had my '72 Kaw H2 (Triple 750cc 2-stroke) it was the fastest street bike around until the 900 came out. Many gave me a hard time about the ring-a-ding-ding sound. I just looked at them and said "So that is what it sounds like behind me..."

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Old 11-28-2012, 06:14 PM   #14
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Many gave me a hard time about the ring-a-ding-ding sound. I just looked at them and said "So that is what it sounds like behind me..."

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Old 11-28-2012, 06:22 PM   #15
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When asked why I didn't buy a Harley I just reply "Because I owned one once."
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Old 11-28-2012, 06:46 PM   #16
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I bought the Kawasaki because I was a little leery of buying a motorcycle at a clothing store.
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Old 11-28-2012, 06:50 PM   #17
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That's good!
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:06 PM   #18
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95% of all Harleys sold are still out on the road. The other 5% made it home under their own power.
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:27 PM   #19
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Nice bike...does the trailer match it?

I paid cash for my Vulcan, so I'll sometimes ask how much their payment is.

Also, if you own your bike like I do, and you *know* they don't own theirs (because the bank does) you can ask them if they'd like to race for pink slips.. in a few years.

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Old 11-29-2012, 03:07 PM   #20
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There are some really good answers here, I had always heard from a Harley rider" yeah you ride yours and I'll wrench on mine". I really like the Harley peeing comment...
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